If anyone needs Democratic Rep. Keith Ellison, he’ll just be over there, beclowning himself in epic fashion:
Ellison to Mulvaney on his frosted office windows: "Who even knows what you're doing in there."
— Alan Rappeport (@arappeport) April 11, 2018
Mick Mulvaney touts himself as Mr. Transparency. But today when I showed him this picture, he admitted it was his office at CFPB and that he’d had the glass walls in the building frosted like this. How is that transparent? pic.twitter.com/XJjJYvVQSG
— Keith Ellison (@keithellison) April 11, 2018
We know, right? If only Mulvaney’s windows were as transparent as Ellison … we see through all the surface stuff right into his stupid core.
But guess what: It gets even better:
Guys. There's a press release. https://t.co/WLIpkWPU06 pic.twitter.com/VW4ruPu2Ls
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) April 11, 2018
Credit where it’s due: When Ellison shoots for the moon, he really shoots for it.
https://twitter.com/alwaysonoffense/status/984173836206788609
I know right! To make it worse he doesn't even look like this! pic.twitter.com/v8vs9AsL5F
— Dad Ayup (@Dadbyup) April 11, 2018
FFS.
Oh. My. God
— NRA Member Shane ?? (@RealShaneHudson) April 11, 2018
Lmao! You're really doing this? https://t.co/Vt7blZChF5
— LaurieAnn ??♂️? (@mooshakins) April 11, 2018
https://twitter.com/Zarcher12/status/984175273242497024
Real tweet. https://t.co/o08gsTW1nr
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) April 11, 2018
Party of science can't figure out the difference between actual transparency and figurative transparency. pic.twitter.com/c2YB65FJkt
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) April 11, 2018
How are you an elected official? https://t.co/Ks8FjZxzEB
— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) April 11, 2018
Dude, you're completely nuts. I can't believe anyone would vote for you. Only someone more than slightly unhinged would waste his time writing this tweet. Even by Twitter standards, this is beyond dumb.
— Justin T. Haskins (@JustinTHaskins) April 11, 2018
There are plenty of substantive reasons to bag on Mulvaney. And I’m happy to do so at length and in language that makes my grandma swat at me. But, c’mon, to relate simple office privacy with a lack of transparency is cheap theatrics and unnecessary. #RiseAbove
— Evidence Monkey (@evidencemonkey) April 11, 2018
You’re kidding rights? This is what you do all day?
— Buckeyes Forever (@Buckeye4America) April 11, 2018
Nice work if you can get it.
https://twitter.com/DarkSta43291634/status/984175565505814528
— dubs (@dubs498) April 11, 2018
Are you high?
— Amy Oh (@AmyOhMG) April 11, 2018
You should save your bong rips for after you tweet.
— Ron Barker (@wrongnowshutup2) April 11, 2018
— Heather (@kat_samb) April 11, 2018
— Rah! (@therealSMiDT) April 11, 2018
Dude do you work for the Onion now?
— Witches Brew ????♀️ (@KY_SunshineGirl) April 11, 2018
He’d never fit in there. He’s too much even for them.
https://twitter.com/alwaysonoffense/status/984172705355313152
He’s … Keith Ellison.
Meet Rep. Keith Ellison, a member of Congress whose every office wall is made of clear glass.
No, just kidding, of course. His offices have walls.
Those who live in (non) glass houses shouldn't throw stones. https://t.co/JFgCsH5UQ9
— Adam White (@adamjwhitedc) April 11, 2018
Okay that last one has tears rolling down my face.
— ⚡Deus Ex Mushina⚡ (@MushKat) April 11, 2018
I think we’re being pranked by every politician on Twitter— both GOP and Dem — as they compete to see can who can score the dumbest take. https://t.co/YFwBdUMWZ1
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) April 11, 2018
Lord help us.
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