Hillary Clinton has decided to let the world know that she’s religious. Guess the whole sweet granny wandering in the woods motif backfired, so she’s trying this new thing where she might be a pastor.
No, we’re not making that up. Pastor Hillary … don’t look at us, we just work here.
Luckily Conservative Twitter helped a little with the nightmares of envisioning Hillary in charge of a church of any sort with the hashtag, #HillaryChurches. Here are some of the best:
The Church of Lyin-tology #HillaryChurches
— Bocephus (@lordthx1139) August 10, 2017
It’s funny because it’s TRUE.
Church of the Holy Cow What Is That?#HillaryChurches pic.twitter.com/vG1BVXUfbm
— Kurt Michaels (@DatOtherMichael) August 10, 2017
Balloons everywhere!
Church of Late In the Day Faints #HillaryChurches pic.twitter.com/v70uP3DECZ
— Daniel Snyder (@danmsnyder) August 10, 2017
D’oh!
https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/895679586289233920
https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/895705604148404226
House of No Commandments #HillaryChurches
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) August 10, 2017
#HillaryChurches Our Lady of the Benghazi Massacre
— Rick Robinson (@RowdyRick73) August 10, 2017
Does she read from the Book of ‘What Difference Does it Make?’
The Church of Laughing Hyena #HillaryChurches pic.twitter.com/0JEg8tPIaS
— Patty Girl ? (@PerspicaciousXY) August 10, 2017
Recommended
#HillaryChurches
The Donation Station— H. L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/Shaughn_A/status/895681860256268288
https://twitter.com/siftyboones/status/895680822174404608
A little wordy but it could work.
#HillaryChurches Our Lady of Perpetual Indignation
— Skin that smokewagon! (@heatpacker) August 10, 2017
We doubt she’ll find any of these as funny as we do.
Heh.
Our Lady of No Accomplishments #HillaryChurches pic.twitter.com/ZIw9Xd8Ceb
— Max Peters (@TikiMaximus) August 10, 2017
Our Lady of Perpetual Excuses #HillaryChurches
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) August 10, 2017
Our Lady of the Immaculate Server #HillaryChurches
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) August 10, 2017
Nope, don’t think we’ll be attending ANY of these churches.
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