We’re following the Jussie Smollett trial via Matt Finn of Fox News, but even through his tweets, it’s almost impossible to ascertain what Smollett’s defense is, although he maintains his attack was not a hoax. There are some gems scattered among the testimony though. Smollett, who says he has a permanent scar under his eye from the attack, testified that his face is “very important” and that it was vital that his “Empire” character looked like black Cary Grant.
Smollett testifies his face was very important. That he looked like a ‘black Cary Grant’ Testifies computers were used to remove face scars…
— Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) December 6, 2021
Q: Is your face important to you?
Smollett: Very important
Why?
"My character was a superstar, a pop star, a beloved GQ whatever. It was very important that I looked like black Cary Grant, not beat down."— Jason Meisner (@jmetr22b) December 6, 2021
— sarainitaly 🌷🐰🐥 (@sarainitaly) December 6, 2021
— Mike_LINY 🇺🇸 (@MIKEM_LINY) December 6, 2021
— Kirk Paulson (@KirkPaulson1) December 6, 2021
Black Cary Grant? No way
— Patricia ann (@Patrici54083118) December 6, 2021
Now we know he was high! In his dreams.
— air hostess (@LLSKYGIRL) December 6, 2021
He’s testifying??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Throwsa Park’s Netflix special (@Throwsa_Parkz) December 6, 2021
While he is generally a decent looking fellow, I am sure everyone is surprised to hear this and it speaks of his narcissism and lack of judgment. #NOTCARYGRANT
— RaphaEl (@4given65) December 6, 2021
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It would've been funnier if he said he looked like Stacy Abrams.
— k2traverse 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈 (@k2traverse) December 6, 2021
A black Cary Grant will be very popular in prison
— Cub Bearson (@Cub_Bearson) December 6, 2021
— 🇺🇸ULTRA NUCLEAR MAGA🇺🇸 (@TrumplicanLex) December 6, 2021
I don't see it. pic.twitter.com/bBNsc3fI4n
— Joseph (@AlfredJoe_2009) December 6, 2021
The hair's different
— Brian Cartwright (@blcartwright) December 6, 2021
— JustWannaBe❤️ (@JustWannaBe7) December 6, 2021
— KD 🇺🇸 (@KarenDi95261360) December 6, 2021
https://twitter.com/krashafamily/status/1467963614632026123
If douchebaggery were a crime, this is clearly a 1st degree violation.
— DJ (@DJNYified) December 6, 2021
But back to the attack … Smollett testified that it felt like “Looney Tunes.”
Smollett testifies it felt like “Looney Tunes” when he was attacked. “Someone massive came up to me…not even time to think…”
— Matt Finn (@MattFinnFNC) December 6, 2021
— BrownBurry (@KLRTRDR) December 6, 2021
https://twitter.com/thetrufes/status/1467987783973097473
— Mike_LINY 🇺🇸 (@MIKEM_LINY) December 6, 2021
— MrPasin (@Orso_Dino) December 6, 2021
He was Wile E. Coyote in this caper
— pie eyed stumble_door (@stumble_door) December 6, 2021
He was. He ordered his attackers from ACME.
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Jussie Smollett’s hate crime hoax had an intended audience, according to Osundairo brother testimony https://t.co/ZH8JnTKm0v
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 2, 2021
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