That's not funny: Angry woman goes beast mode on cloven hooved Hillary Clinton statue

Brett T. | 7:08 PM on October 18, 2016

When the nation was going crazy over nude statues of Donald Trump that popped up across the country one morning in August, even the New York City Parks Department got in on the troll game, issuing a statement that it stood “firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.” News outlets across the country raced to grab printable photos of the statues as crowds amassed to take selfies.

Nearly Naked Hillary didn’t even have a chance at that much publicity, as a woman attacked a statue that appeared in New York City Tuesday morning after it had stood for about 90 minutes.

It didn’t take Greenwich Village to raze this brainchild, as a lone woman took it upon herself to knock it over, break off pieces, and eventually call police while sitting on it — apparently some feral display of domination with which we’re unfamiliar.

MUST SEE: Grotesque, naked #HillaryClinton statue attacked in Lower Manhattan this morning:https://t.co/62HCaSRIvM

— Todd Schnitt (@toddschnitt) October 18, 2016

Grotesque? OK, that’s fair. As gross as the Trump statues were, this one outdid them in every sense, depicting a suckling Wall Street banker and exposing cloven hooves beneath those cankles. (Consider that your trigger warning.)

OK, you were warned.

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That word, hypocrite, came up quite a bit in online discussions of the statue’s short public life.

Trigger warning #NakedHillary #Eyebleed https://t.co/pPCJTzL4Wv @dwightyoakamfan

— Pattypan (@Pattypan) October 18, 2016

SEE IT: Naked statue of Hillary Clinton in downtown Manhattan causes brawl… https://t.co/ZRUlbj6njq by #YesSheWrites via @c0nvey

— Indy Mingo (@Indy_Mingo) October 18, 2016

That’s brutality. Whatever happened to equal time?